THE MERFDOG HAIKU
HELL HOUNDS BUSTING CAPS
SATAN’S SPAWN, YET JESUS SAVES
WHERE’S MY DOGGIE HAT?
THE B-NAZ HAIKU
(in traditional Japanese 3-5-3 format)
I LIKE CHEESE
IT MAKES ME GO YUM
WHY NOT STOP?
THE TEA-BÖY HAIKU
IF I ATE SOFAS
WOULD I HAVE A WHEELBARROW?
I NEED A TRANSPLANT
THE TOMMY HOLLYWOOD HAIKU
ROLLIN’ IN A RIG
I’M JUST AN OLD COUNTRY BOY
SO WHY AM I HERE?
THE TRAVIS SHREDD HAIKU
REDNECKS AND AFROS
CAIN’T WE ALL JUST GET IT ON?
DIMEBAG YOAKAM, YO
THE MC STEVIE-BOB LEATHAL HAIKU
THERE'S
A REASON WHY
GOOD
OL' HOMEBOYS WORK SO HARD
IT'S
ALL FOR THE KIDS
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