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Haikus

from Nashville Drive-By

 

THE MERFDOG HAIKU

 HELL HOUNDS BUSTING CAPS

SATAN’S SPAWN, YET JESUS SAVES

WHERE’S MY DOGGIE HAT?

 

THE B-NAZ HAIKU
(in traditional Japanese 3-5-3 format)

 I LIKE CHEESE

IT MAKES ME GO YUM

WHY NOT STOP?

 

THE TEA-BÖY HAIKU

 IF I ATE SOFAS

WOULD I HAVE A WHEELBARROW?

I NEED A TRANSPLANT

 

THE TOMMY HOLLYWOOD HAIKU

 ROLLIN’ IN A RIG

I’M JUST AN OLD COUNTRY BOY

SO WHY AM I HERE?

 

THE TRAVIS SHREDD HAIKU

REDNECKS AND AFROS

CAIN’T WE ALL JUST GET IT ON?

DIMEBAG YOAKAM, YO

 

THE MC STEVIE-BOB LEATHAL HAIKU

THERE'S A REASON WHY

GOOD OL' HOMEBOYS  WORK SO HARD

IT'S ALL FOR THE KIDS

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