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Whoa Tequila

from 668: The Neighbor of the Beast

YA G-G-G-GO DOWNTOWN TO YA FAVORITE PLACE
YA S-S-S-SIT RIGHT DOWN , 'CAUSE YA PLAN TO GET FACED
YA SAY G-G-GIMME A DRINK O' THA' CUERVO GOLD
I N-N-N-NEED TO WARM UP, 'CAUSE I BEEN OUT IN THE COLD

WHOA TEQUILA, WHOA TEQUILA...WHOA TEQUILA, WHOA TEQUILA

YA P-P-P-POUND 'EM DOWN IN A MIGHTY FINE STYLE
SEE A C-CUTE LITTLE GIRLIE AND YA START TO SMILE
YA G-G-G-GO RIGHT OVER, SAY, "YA WANNA DANCE AROUND?"
STUMBLE UP TO THE FLOOR, F-F-F-FALL RIGHT DOWN

YA LOOK K-KINDA STUPID, BUT YA JUST DON'T C-CARE
GOT A G-GLEAM IN YER EYE, SOME D-DRINK IN YER HAIR
"G-GIMME SOME MORE," 'S WHAT 'CHA SAY, THOUGH YER FEELIN' SICK
"I'LL B-BE OKAY, THIS HERE SHOOTER'LL DO THE TRICK..."

WHOA TEQUILA, WHOA TEQUILA...WHOA TEQUILA, WHOA TEQUILA

A-GIDDY-UP

WHOA TEQUILA, WHOA TEQUILA...WHOA TEQUILA, WHOA TEQUILA

MAKES YA GO WOWOWOWOW!!!
MAKES YA GO WOWOWOWOW!!!
MAKES YA GO WOWOWOWOW!!!
MAKES YA GO WHOA-WHOA-WHOA-WHOA-WO-HO-HO

(SOLO)

T-T-T-TWO A.M. SO THEY T-TOSS YA OUT THE DOOR
WHICH IS NO SMALL J-JOB, 'CAUSE YER G-GLUED TO THE FLOOR
C-C-C-CRAWL ACROSS THE PARKING LOT, T-TRY TO FIND YER CAR
F-F-F-FUMBLE FOR THE KEYS, BUT YA WON'T GET FAR

'CAUSE HERE C-COME THE COPS, AND THEY SEE YA TRY TO D-DRIVE
INTO A TELEPHONE POLE, AND YER LUCKY TO BE ALIVE
YA BARF UPON THE OFFICER, SAY, "LE' ME ALONE"
BUT THEY TAKE YA TO J-JAIL AND YA DON'T GO HOME

(CHORUS)

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