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SO HE DUMPED YOU...DON’T BE DOWNHEARTED
ALTHOUGH YOU MISS YOUR DEAR DEPARTED
HE COULD NO LONGER TAKE THE TERRIBLE PAIN
OF LIVIN’ WITH...A NAGGIN’ PSYCHO
SO HE INSURED THE CAR WITH GEICO
THEN HE DROVE IT STRAIGHT INTO A BUILDING TO SMASH HIS BRAIN!
YEAH! HE KILLED HIMSELF RATHER THAT LIVE WITH YOU!
HAVE SOME SELF-ESTEEM, YOU PIG
YA LOOK RIGHT PURTY IN YOUR K-MART WIG
DON’T GET TO FEELIN’ DOWN NOW, CHUNKY
YA DROPPED A COUPLE POUNDS SINCE YOU BECAME A JUNKIE
TOMORRY IN THE MORNIN’ PURTY SUN COME SHININ’
YOU’RE GETTIN’ US DEPRESSED WITH ALL YOUR CRYIN’ AND WHININ’
HAVE SOME SELF-ESTEEM, YOU PIG
NOW IT’S TIME...FER MEDICATION
SO’S YOU CAN BLOCK OUT ALL RELATION
TO THE COLD, CRUEL WORLD AND ALL ITS TROUBLE ‘N STRIFE
SWALLER SOME PROZAC...AND BENZEDRINIES
CHASE ‘EM DOWN WITH SOME COCKTAIL WEENIES
AND SERIOUSLY CONSIDER SLASHING YOUR WRIST WITH A KITCHEN KNIFE!
YEAH! END IT ALL! IT AIN’T WORTH GOIN’ ON!
-CHORUS-
-SOLO-
COME ON, GET UP (WHAT?) A-GET ON UP, LISTEN TO ME, OH
DON’T BE WATCHIN’ OPRAH, DON’T BE CALLIN’ UP MISS CLEO
GET YOUR DYS (DYS) DYS (DYS) DYSFUNCTIONAL ASS TO REHAB
BEFORE Y’ALL GET HARPOONED BY CAPTAIN AHAB
LOOK IN THE MIRROR (AAAAHHHH!!!) ON SECOND THOUGHT, DON’T
UNLESS YOU WANNA GET MO’ SUICIDAL, YOU WON’T
WE ALL FEEL SORRY FO’ YA, EVERYONE BE GRIEVIN’
BUT WHO CAN REALLY BLAME YO’ MAN FO’ LEAVIN?
-CHORUS (X2)-
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